"I just hope that one day—preferably when we’re both blind drunk—we can talk about it."-J.D. Salinger (via ontelbaar)
"Condoms don’t work."
"Your first time is supposed to hurt."
"It’s not really sex if there’s no penetration."
"Girls don’t masturbate."
Dare I say I miss him? I do. I miss him. I still see him in my dreams. They are nightmares mostly, but nightmares tinged with love.
I still cannot understand how he could abandon me so unceremoniously, without any sort of goodbye, without looking back even once. That pain is like an axe that chops at my heart." -Yann Martel, Life of Pi (via observando)
lil dude just hugged a chicken